Bitcoin Straight Up
A field manual for skeptics

I tried to prove Bitcoin wrong. I couldn't.

Now I write the plain‑English explanations I wish I'd had. No hype. No price predictions.

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Read by 8,330 Bitcoin learners on YouTube. Five years a skeptic before that.

§ 01 The Why

From digital tulips to digital gold.

I spent five years telling anyone who'd listen that Bitcoin was a scam. Tulip mania. For libertarians and drug dealers. Smart people I trusted said the same thing.

Then lockdown hit in 2020 and handed me time I'd never had. The question I couldn't duck any longer: had I ever actually read a word about it? I hadn't. So I started reading. The hole I was looking for never showed up. This is what I found.

§ 02 Free Tools

Two things to read before you buy anything.

Most people lose money on Bitcoin before they ever own any. Scams. Exchanges. Themselves. These two tools are what I wish I'd had when I started.

Field Document · 01 8 min read

The Bitcoin Security Template

The 17-point checklist I use myself. How to think about seed phrases without losing sleep. Why most "secure" advice quietly assumes you'll be lucky.

  • What the exchanges don't tell you
  • The mistake almost everyone makes at step three
  • One question to ask before you ever press «buy»
Get the Template

Free · email gate · no spam, ever

Field Tool · 02 3 min to run

The Financial Freedom Calculator

Punch in what you save now. See the year you stop needing to. It's not a prediction. It's the maths if I'm right about one thing.

  • Runs in your browser, not the cloud
  • Honest about assumptions. No «to the moon» numbers.
  • The result will probably surprise you
Use the Calculator

Free · email gate · nothing to install

§ 03 The Frameworks

Bitcoin might be the first global free market in human history.

Jeff Booth's argument in The Price of Tomorrow. Five properties any real money needs. They spell DOPES.

  1. Decentralised

    No one can change the rules.

  2. Open

    Anyone can use it.

  3. Protocol

    Only one can exist.

  4. Energy‑bound

    Tied to reality.

  5. Secure

    Sixteen years, no successful attack.

If all five are true, how is that not a free market? Here's the long answer.

Two hours. One claim. Every counter-argument I could find.

§ 04 Recommended Kit

The kit I recommend.

I turn down most sponsorship offers. Casa, because I wouldn't honestly recommend it. Vault Co., because there's no independent security audit and no Mac support. What's left on this page is what came out best after trying a lot of the alternatives.

  1. 01

    The Bitcoin Way

    self-custody

    One-to-one help setting up self-custody, nodes and hardware without losing your seed phrase down the back of the sofa. For people who'd rather pay someone to walk them through it the first time.

  2. 02

    Start9 Sovereign Server

    run your own node code STRAIGHTUP · 5% off

    A node in a box. Bitcoin node, Lightning node, password manager, photo backup, all running on hardware you own instead of somebody else's. Not cheap. Worth it.

  3. 03

    SeedSigner+

    hardware wallet code bitcoinstraightup · 2.1% off

    The one I'd put a beginner on. Open source, properly air-gapped, and no Bluetooth pretending to be a feature. It talks to your computer by scanning QR codes and nothing else, which is the whole reason it is safe. In Europe buy from Bitcoin Brabant; in the US and Canada, Solo Satoshi assemble them in Texas.

  4. 04

    MicroSeed

    metal seed backup code straightup · 5% off

    A stamping kit that punches all 24 of your recovery words onto a steel or titanium washer. Fireproof, waterproof, and it looks like something off the bottom of a toolbox rather than a backup worth stealing. Paper burns. This is the version that outlives you.

  5. 05

    No-KYC buying & Lightning wallets

    guides · free

    Two short field guides. How to buy without handing over your passport for £20 of Bitcoin. Which Lightning wallets I actually recommend (and the two I quietly stopped using). Sent in the welcome email.

Some of these are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Nothing gets on this list for paying well. Everything here beat the alternatives I tried it against, and I will say so plainly when I think something is the wrong fit for you. The full disclosure is at the bottom of every page.

§ 06 The Course

Four ways in, in plain English.

Start free. Stay free as long as you like. If you want to go deeper there's a path. Pay less if you've actually got the thing the course is about.

Tier 01

The Template

Free

The 17-point security checklist. The one thing I wish I'd had on day one.

  • Security template (PDF + spreadsheet)
  • Welcome email with two extra guides
  • Weekly notes when I publish
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Tier 02

The E-book

£ 40 paid in fiat

£40 £20 if you actually paid in Bitcoin

Everything from the channel, written down properly. The whole skeptic-to-believer arc in one PDF you can actually finish.

  • 180-page PDF + EPUB
  • DOPES framework chapter by chapter
  • Sources, citations, the lot
Email me →
Tier 04

1-to-1

£ 1K–10K

A handful of hours with me directly. For people who'd rather pay to skip the four-hundred-page reading list.

  • Setup, custody, withdrawal. In person or on a call.
  • Estate planning for self-custody
  • Family briefings (the partner / parent talk)
Apply →

One promise: you get 60 days on any paid tier. Not happy, for any reason? Email me and I'll refund you, no questions asked. I've never had to. The offer is there for the same reason the channel exists. This isn't supposed to feel like being sold to.

In closing

Still not sure? That's the right place to start.

I called this stuff a scam for half a decade. Read the template. Watch the two-hour video. Read the chapter on energy. Then come back and tell me where the maths goes wrong. If you find a hole I genuinely missed, I'll buy you dinner.

Honest, plain, slightly humble. Always.